And...another one.

1. DO YOU SNORE?  Nope.  Well, maybe if I have a cold or something.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?  Both.  I fight for love, although I don't love to fight.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?  Top 2:  (1) Losing someone close to me and (2) failure.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?  Sorta.  I had Legos, but just one kind of basic set and I couldn't build anything very original with them. 
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY"?  Reality like reality, or reality like reality TV?  As to the former, reality's pretty good so long as you're realistic about it.  Which I'm frequently not.  As to the latter, I am a shameful addict to certain brands of reality TV.  The Bachelor/ette, for example.  I can't help it, dammit.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?  No.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?  Oh, chile, please!  I was the cutest!  I would be disappointed if I had any babies of my own and they didn't look like me. 
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?  I certainly hope not, being married and all.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?  Black. 
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?  Often, yes.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?  No.  It makes my feet sweat just thinking about it. 
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?  If they were secret, why would I reveal them here?
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?  Vietnam.  Or Parrot Cay. 
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?  Feh.  Not so much.
15. CAN YOU SWIM?  I was born to swim.  Been water-skiing since I was 11, too.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?  Yes.  Liked it.  Those Gyllenhaals.  What will they do next?
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?  I guess I should, shouldn't I?
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?  Zero.  I tend to bite.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?  Probably not, or at least not very quickly.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?  Yes.  WTF?
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?  No.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?  Electric tends to sharpen better, but I like the sound the manual ones make.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?  I abhor it.  It would only be fair if the animals had weapons. 
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?  I certainly hope so, at least in terms of the continuation of the existing one.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?  Yes, although Allison's was always better.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?  Stupid people.  And pollen.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?  Probably this morning.
28. IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?  He keeps putting out albums, doesn't he? 
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?  I have been known to. 
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?  Scrambled or in a fancy, cheesy omelet.  With bacon, of course.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?  I've seen no statistical evidence for or against. 
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?  In the Twilight Zone, according to a "witty" pictograph I made in 6th grade. 
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?  8:16pm.  I'm in the office and I am HUNGRY!
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?  Governor Babes (inside joke w/ Allison).  Missy Lee.  Mer.  Mer-Mer. 

35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?  Yeah.  But the fries are still pretty damn tasty.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?  When I took a cab home from work on Friday, I believe.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?  Showers.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?  It's the spirit that's real.  The magic and all that crap.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?  Does anyone not like to have their neck kissed? 
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?  Not really.  I don't like to be alone in a big house at night, though.  Too many noises. 
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?  I'm not sure I'm addicted to anything.  Sad, really.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?  Creamy.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?  Yes.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?  No (knock on wood).
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?  Once.

46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?  You know it!  High on life.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?  Not break-a-chair-over-my-head heavy, but I'm not a cough-in-Siberia light sleeper either. 
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?  Green.
49. HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE?  Normal volume, I'd guess.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?  You're darn tootin'.
51. WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK?  Whodawhatta?
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?  A little.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?  See # 47 reference.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?  Formerly the clarinet.
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?  No.  Just a slate pencil.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?  No.  Skiing only.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?  If it occurs at a luxury resort with a spa, fuzzy robes, Frette linens and room service, then yes.
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?  Sometimes.  More than I'd like to admit.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?  Only the magic of Christmas.  Hee.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?  And a woman's.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?  Do I believe in it?  Yes, since it exists as a construct of the legal system.  For myself and my own marriage, I believe in working things out to the best of our ability and see divorce only as a far, far last resort if things are utterly beyond hope and every possible avenue to salvage the marriage has been exhausted.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?  Not well.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?  Sure. 
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?  No, but it's damn cold in this office.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?  A strawberry yogurt.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?  Mostly just on my toenails.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?  Pbbbt.
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?  I can never think of these on demand, but 99% of all commercials are annoying.  OH, the New York Times ones drive me insane.  That smug bitch with her crossword puzzle!!!
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?   Are you allowed to shop there when you're over 25?

70. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?  Kelly Clarkson's "Since You Been Gone" and Boston's "More Than a Feeling."